Talked to a complete stranger about life.
Never! Well, except for my blog blabbing and how I used to blurt stuff out to weird men on dating sites and…
That is a 100% no way!
Got a tattoo.
Also nopety nope.
Had an allergic reaction.
So way. My parents called emergency in Chicago for me because I went into anaphylactic shock. The doctor said his best guess was a bee sting from handling fruit. But we don’t really know.
Cried while watching a movie.
Sure, all the time.
Gotten gum stuck in my hair.
I don’t think so.
Fallen asleep in the sun and gotten burned.
Yep. But not recently ~ I avoid bright sun because it’s a migraine trigger.
Over-plucked my eyebrows.
So way, as a silly teenager.
Been in a haunted house.
Only pretend ones.
Fallen asleep during sex.
I don’t remember.
Wore a whipped cream bikini.
Been to an “adult store”.
So way. The first time was funny. I went with a girlfriend who was too scared to go in, but I was fearless back then. I went in alone. This was in Wisconsin, I think, and I was 18. But once I was inside I lost my nerve a bit, so I just grabbed two paperback books and bought them. They were dumb, of course.
Felt the presence of “paranormal activity”.
I thought it could have been, but I don’t believe in that, so it wasn’t. It makes for good stories and poetry though.
Asked someone when they were due when they weren’t pregnant.
No way. Never. I avoid commenting on people’s body sizes and looks generally except to give bland compliments.
Seen a sex therapist.
Not as a patient, but I had a date with a man who thought he was one. Lolololol. Yes, another one of my wonderful dating experiences. 🤮
Burst out laughing at a really inappropriate time.
Often have the urge but can usually stifle it.
Called someone the wrong name.
I’m sure I have, but I am pretty good with names.
Walked in on a stranger who was butt naked.
In gym locker rooms, yep.
Said you were minutes away when you haven’t even left the house yet.
No. And it’s sofa king irritating how many Californians say everything is 20 minutes from wherever they are when LITERALLY NOTHING IS 20 MINUTES FROM ANYWHERE!!!!! Gahhh why do I even live here???
Fun questions. 🙄