Ideal [fss]

Redhead woman with skull in box

There, amidst a clearing in the dark woods, stood his ideal woman. She was a hot mess of disheveled hair, tattered dress, and bedroom eyes. It was madness to approach her, but a mighty desire swept away all reason, and he walked toward the stunning goddess.

“Hello, handsome,” she growled in a voice straight out of his wildest fantasies.

He tried to cover up his awkwardness with a brilliant reply: “Hi.”

“I’ve been trying to reach you,” the sultry temptress continued with a smile, “about your car’s extended warranty.”

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©️2023 Paula Light and Light Motifs II. No unauthorized use permitted.

Written for Fandango’s Story Starter 81 currently hosted by Jim Adams as we all send good vibes for Fandango’s recovery. Also, this is my contribution to Denise’s Six Sentence Story (link up on Wednesday.)

38 responses to “Ideal [fss]

  1. At least she approached him in person, as I hate those telemarketing phone calls. Interesting ending, Paula.

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  2. HAAHAHAHAHA breathe HAHAHAHA

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  3. Ha! They will really try anything to get a hold of you 😂

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  4. Ah, the entire story of my life in a few sentences…

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  5. LOL… a chilling ending!

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  6. Practicality trumps romance.

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  7. I still get calls and texts about a car I owned in early 2000s that was totaled in an accident years ago 😂

    Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone

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  8. 🤣 great post ~ love the last line ~ a twist ‘n turn in the story ~ creative writing 😀

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  9. Nice and unexpected ending. It could have been far worse for him.

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  10. hahah caught me off guard! She was probably AI!

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  11. Haha! Great finish. 😜🤣😂

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  12. That’s one way to get a foot in the door. 🤣🤣

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  13. lol
    (should I be embarrassed to admit, in the above, hypothetical, I’d likely be, “So tell me more…”)

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  14. Lol Paula 😁😂

    “I’ve been trying to reach you,” the sultry temptress continued with a smile, “about your car’s extended warranty.”

    “But… but… I don’t even drive!”

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  15. Just too funny! Just when you thought you were free & safe! 😂😂😂🐒

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  16. Haha, that last line! Brilliant!

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