Ideal [fss]

Posted on January 24, 2023 | 38 Comments
Redhead woman with skull in box

There, amidst a clearing in the dark woods, stood his ideal woman. She was a hot mess of disheveled hair, tattered dress, and bedroom eyes. It was madness to approach her, but a mighty desire swept away all reason, and he walked toward the stunning goddess.

“Hello, handsome,” she growled in a voice straight out of his wildest fantasies.

He tried to cover up his awkwardness with a brilliant reply: “Hi.”

“I’ve been trying to reach you,” the sultry temptress continued with a smile, “about your car’s extended warranty.”

~*~
©️2023 Paula Light and Light Motifs II. No unauthorized use permitted.

Written for Fandango’s Story Starter 81 currently hosted by Jim Adams as we all send good vibes for Fandango’s recovery. Also, this is my contribution to Denise’s Six Sentence Story (link up on Wednesday.)

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38 responses to “Ideal [fss]”

  1. newepicauthor | January 24, 2023 at 10:08 am | Reply

    At least she approached him in person, as I hate those telemarketing phone calls. Interesting ending, Paula.

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  2. Kaye Spencer | January 24, 2023 at 10:30 am | Reply

    HAAHAHAHAHA breathe HAHAHAHA

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  3. cognacproject | January 24, 2023 at 10:50 am | Reply

    Ha! They will really try anything to get a hold of you 😂

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  4. Asbestos Dust | January 24, 2023 at 11:08 am | Reply

    Ah, the entire story of my life in a few sentences…

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  5. Susan St.Pierre | January 24, 2023 at 11:21 am | Reply

    LOL… a chilling ending!

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  6. imnobodywhoareyou | January 24, 2023 at 11:36 am | Reply

    Practicality trumps romance.

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  7. rugby843 | January 24, 2023 at 11:38 am | Reply

    I still get calls and texts about a car I owned in early 2000s that was totaled in an accident years ago 😂

    Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone

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  9. jaquintinwriter | January 24, 2023 at 12:45 pm | Reply

    🤣 great post ~ love the last line ~ a twist ‘n turn in the story ~ creative writing 😀

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  11. Frank Hubeny | January 24, 2023 at 4:41 pm | Reply

    Nice and unexpected ending. It could have been far worse for him.

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  12. Roy | January 24, 2023 at 5:09 pm | Reply

    hahah caught me off guard! She was probably AI!

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  13. Sadje | January 24, 2023 at 6:44 pm | Reply

    Haha! Great finish. 😜🤣😂

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  14. jai | January 24, 2023 at 9:08 pm | Reply

    That’s one way to get a foot in the door. 🤣🤣

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  15. clark | January 26, 2023 at 3:42 pm | Reply

    lol
    (should I be embarrassed to admit, in the above, hypothetical, I’d likely be, “So tell me more…”)

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  17. The Atomic Mage | January 28, 2023 at 7:04 am | Reply

    Lol Paula 😁😂

    “I’ve been trying to reach you,” the sultry temptress continued with a smile, “about your car’s extended warranty.”

    “But… but… I don’t even drive!”

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  18. Liz H | January 29, 2023 at 9:21 am | Reply

    Just too funny! Just when you thought you were free & safe! 😂😂😂🐒

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Nicole Horlings | January 30, 2023 at 8:17 pm | Reply

    Haha, that last line! Brilliant!

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