New Poetry Form

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Today I would like to introduce
A new poetry form for your moose:
Not a sonnet haiku villanelle—
I think you will enjoy it quite well.
The lines should number twenty-four;
Word count is ninety-seven, no more!
Syllables are whatever you wish,
Except line eleven, which has only six.
The theme shall be your favorite word,
And you must parrot with some type of bird,*
Along with a color, a sport, and a beer—
I do hope this is perfectly clear.
It’s not really too terribly hard,
Though I request you compose it in a car.
Also, the last word of each lovely line
Should together form a sentence sublime,
And the sentence must be from a recipe
Your great-grandmother made out of ghee.
I call this form Calvin-Verse;
If you dislike it I’ll invent something worse.
So I look forward to reading your post,
Which you must link to my butterfly host,
And one more thing — lines seven and ten
Should rhyme with insanity — the end!

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©️2022 Paula Light and Light Motifs II. No unauthorized use permitted.

*Get it? Pair it?

39 responses to “New Poetry Form

  1. Hilarious, and very cool.

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  2. Very crazy, but I loved it.

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  3. LOL!

    Funniest poem ever. I wish I had written this!

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  4. I think my moose would quite enjoy that, if I had one.

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  5. This sounds a wee bit difficult Paula! I think I need to be excused.

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  6. Awesomeness. 👏👏🦋

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  7. This is hilarious. You got me laughing out loud in real life 🙂 Especially at,
    “It’s not really too terribly hard,
    Though I request you compose it in a car.”

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  8. 🦜🦜 I think Dr Seuss would’ve loved this style 😻

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  9. haha! That was fun! 🙂

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  10. haha!!!1

    Just 97 words?
    Too short, I fear.
    And, what’s ghee?
    Wait. I need to shift to second gear.

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  11. Too funny…I enjoyed. 👏👏👏👏😆😆

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  13. It’s official: you are an evil genius. Damn, that was good! 💯

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  14. A really excellent challenge Paula. Not sure that the ” moose” did justice to your fun craftingg but here is my attenpt. I hope at least, that all the “requirements” were met:

    http://suzetteb.home.blog/2022/08/27/the-blues-a-poem/

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  15. LOL. I considered giving this a try, but I don’t think I am up to the challenge.

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  16. LOL! This is hilarious. I love it

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