
Today I would like to introduce
A new poetry form for your moose:
Not a sonnet haiku villanelle—
I think you will enjoy it quite well.
The lines should number twenty-four;
Word count is ninety-seven, no more!
Syllables are whatever you wish,
Except line eleven, which has only six.
The theme shall be your favorite word,
And you must parrot with some type of bird,*
Along with a color, a sport, and a beer—
I do hope this is perfectly clear.
It’s not really too terribly hard,
Though I request you compose it in a car.
Also, the last word of each lovely line
Should together form a sentence sublime,
And the sentence must be from a recipe
Your great-grandmother made out of ghee.
I call this form Calvin-Verse;
If you dislike it I’ll invent something worse.
So I look forward to reading your post,
Which you must link to my butterfly host,
And one more thing — lines seven and ten
Should rhyme with insanity — the end!
~*~
©️2022 Paula Light and Light Motifs II. No unauthorized use permitted.
*Get it? Pair it?
Hilarious, and very cool.
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Thanks Stephen! 🤩
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Very crazy, but I loved it.
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Thanks Jim! It seemed fitting 🤣
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LOL!
Funniest poem ever. I wish I had written this!
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Wow, thank you! 🤩
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It’s like a Shel Silverstein poem for people who like writing poetry 😀
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🤣🤣🤣
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I think my moose would quite enjoy that, if I had one.
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My favorite moose is chocolate 🍫
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Yum
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This sounds a wee bit difficult Paula! I think I need to be excused.
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Fair enough! 🤣
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🤣😂
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Awesomeness. 👏👏🦋
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Thanks Jeff
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This is hilarious. You got me laughing out loud in real life 🙂 Especially at,
“It’s not really too terribly hard,
Though I request you compose it in a car.”
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Thank you!
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LOL! So cute!!!
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Haha, thanks!
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🦜🦜 I think Dr Seuss would’ve loved this style 😻
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Just need some fun illustrations… 🙂
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haha! That was fun! 🙂
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Thank you! 💖
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haha!!!1
Just 97 words?
Too short, I fear.
And, what’s ghee?
Wait. I need to shift to second gear.
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FAIL! 🤣
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Not again.
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Too funny…I enjoyed. 👏👏👏👏😆😆
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Thanks!
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It’s official: you are an evil genius. Damn, that was good! 💯
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Hehe thank you 😈
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A really excellent challenge Paula. Not sure that the ” moose” did justice to your fun craftingg but here is my attenpt. I hope at least, that all the “requirements” were met:
http://suzetteb.home.blog/2022/08/27/the-blues-a-poem/
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Oh wow. I didn’t expect anyone to try it. Running right over to read it! 😍
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My pleasure 😊
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LOL. I considered giving this a try, but I don’t think I am up to the challenge.
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Suzette wrote an incredible poem! I’m so impressed 🤩
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LOL! This is hilarious. I love it
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Thanks! Suzette did one! 😍
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