Today’s topic is ………….. A Question of Time
How often do you actually deep think of time as a concept?
When I have time.
When was the last time that you sat down and tried to visualise the future of the planet by 50 years? [Where are we going to be in the year 2069? Explain your thoughts]
Right now, since you asked. Doesn’t look good… increased pollution, too many humans still being greedy and selfish, extinct species of aminals. Glad I’ll be dead!
What time is it right now as in the time you are answering this question and where abouts are you in the world?
Early morning, Orange County, CA. Will schedule post to hit the feed later.
Tell me about a time when you stepped out of your comfort zone?
When I did stand-up comedy.
Last time you had a really good time was … ?
Quote Time!!! Display two excellent quotes on the subject of horology!
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” ~ Anthony G. Oettinger
“How did it get so late so soon?” ~ Dr. Seuss
Let the good times roll … please provide me with three song titles that are about the topic of time in your eyes?
“Closing Time” ~ Leonard Cohen
“Penny Lane” ~ The Beatles
“The Longest Time” ~ Billy Joel
Having a really good time means what in your world?
Seeing my family.
Time to ….. what?
Which term do you prefer more ?
Wasted Time ✅
What do the following mean? [However DO NOT ANSWER the correct way but answer the incorrect way!]
Ahead of one’s time?
That would be two’s, as in having two husbands, which I believe is still illegal, not that I want even one… besides, who’s offering? Fine. You’re all jerks anyway!
Behind the times?
That would be my dad, hiding behind the NYT, and pretending to be deaf, whenever my mom asked him to mow the lawn.
In the nick of time?
How did you know about Nick? Complete wackadoo, like the rest of them. I swear to God, who picked these idiots? Oh, right.
A Race against time!
Yay, I bet on the bunny, a sure winner!
Having the time of your life?
Obviously getting hammered and going to some head-bangy concert, what else?
Bide your time?
Must be talking about good old Joe, who took his sweet time entering the Dem primary, where no Dem actually supports him… but yet… but yet… he mysteriously tops the polls. There’s a mindbendy puzzle.
Bad time for you?
Staying home with no one bugging me, snuggling with my cat, and watching romcoms all weekend while drinking tea and eating c00kies. Torture!
Having time on your hands?
Wanna buy a watch?
All in good time?
Funny TV show set in Chicago.
A Matter of time?
Billing by the hour!
Can you write a small story on the subject of Time and the Giraffe?
God was creating the Giraffe, but got distracted while playing Pyramid Solitaire on his phone. Gotta get my daily goals, God grumbled, just one more damn game! When he looked up, he realized he’d forgotten about the poor Giraffe during her neck and now it was ridonkulously long. Holy crap! God stared at the Giraffe for a minute, then shrugged, added some spots for deco, and moved on to the Baboon.