Gatsby here! 😺
G’Mornings everypawdy! Mommy’s friend Rawry posted my Interview yesterday, and I sound grrreat! 😺
Thanks Rawry! RAWR!
You may notice there is a blank question. I forgotted to answer it because there was a noise outside, or a spider, or maybe I had a tired. Anyway, I will answer it meow. What is my purrfect day?
3:00AM: loudly proclaim my philosophical views about life, the universe, and everything. No, it is not 42. But 42 is a good number of treats to have daily. On second thought, maybe it is 42!
4:00AM: make lots of noise jumping on and off the windowsills looking for early birds.
5:00AM: yark up some harbls just as Mommy is getting a teensy bit more sleep.
6:00AM: pester Mommy for treats and then don’t eat them. 😹
7:00AM: bite Mommy’s feets as she’s trying to get dressed RAWR!
8:00AM: look for cute Calico neighbor kitty when Mommy leaves for work.
9-5: DO SECRET KITTY THINGS WHILE MOMMY IS GONE (aka mostly napping).
6:00PM: make big poo in litter box right before Mommy comes home so the apartment smells delightful.
7:00PM: have snuggles and cuddles wif Mommy! 💖
8:00PM: nom up some food.
9:00PM: take catnap.
10:00PM: run around like a maniac for no reason whatsoever!
11:00PM: go to sleep with Mommy and her phone. 😻