No Way So Way

From Rory

Sort of Okayish Questions with a bit of sweet, savoury and spice!

Eaten food off of someoneโ€™s naked body.

Nopes. ๐Ÿ˜

Fooled around in the stockroom while on the job.

No way. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

Peed in someone elseโ€™s wardrobe.

NO. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Spied on my neighbours.

Just a teensy peek.๐Ÿคญ

Been seasick.

No, but I avoid boats. ๐Ÿณ

Sprayed graffiti on something.

No way! ๐ŸŽจ

Gotten bitten, scratched, scraped or developed a rash after having sex/during sex in the great outdoors.

Nopers. ๐Ÿ˜œ

Had a hangover that was so chronically bad that you wanted to curl up and disappear from the planet.

So way. ๐Ÿคฏ I feel horrible from even a small amount of alcohol … huge crushing migraines and nausea for half a day, which is a big reason why I stopped altogether.

Fooled around or played hanky panky on the beach.

Nope. ๐Ÿฆ€

Locked keys in the car.

So way, and with my kid in there too! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Played strip poker.

Nupe. โ™ฅ๏ธ

Hidden cigarettes, cigars or weed, so my parents wouldnโ€™t know I was smoking.

Nope, they wouldn’t have cared. ๐Ÿ’จ

Fooling around in a car and accidently honked the horn.

Nopey. ๐Ÿš˜

Eaten really odd, strange, weird or zany crazy foods.

Nah. I stick with the borings. ๐Ÿง

Played spin the bottle.

Nyet. ๐Ÿผ

Dyed my hair and it went horribly and disastrously wrong.

Oh so way! Turned it a weird orange-blonde and had to run right to the salon so they could dye it all brown. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ

Ridden on a strange animal, cow, buffalo, camel, elephant, rocking horse.

Probably the rocking horse! ๐Ÿด

Grabbed an electric fence by mistake.

No way! โšก๏ธ

Had nude photos taken.

Yes, by my parents when I was an infant. Annoying. ๐Ÿ™„

Been electrocuted by wiring.

Eek no. โšก๏ธ

Had food poisoning.

Yep, a few times. ๐Ÿคฎ

Attended a swingers party or other such like โ€˜eroticโ€™ exotic venue.

Only to observe. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Kicked out of a library for being too loud.

Never! ๐Ÿญ

18 responses to “No Way So Way

  1. After answering “no” to everything slightly raunchy you hit us with “only to observe.” ๐Ÿ˜‚ Paula, you’re an enigma. ๐Ÿ˜

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  2. Yes l agree with Rakkelle – the only to observe is that top answer l would say! Nicely done – Miss I am A Good Girl Really As Long As I Am Not Watching!

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  3. Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, only to observe!!

    Can you crack the code?

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  4. Congratulations you have passed the good gal test! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. I would answer most the same as you did… but no observing. No horrible hair dye.

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  6. Hmm, only 3 of my answers would be different to yours. ๐Ÿ˜ˆโคโค๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  7. I could just copy/paste your answers, if I did this challenge ๐Ÿ™‚ I feel for you, re alcohol–it always sounds so good: a margarita, or cold beer on hot summer day…but the cost is way too painful ๐Ÿ˜ฆ And I did color my hair a couple times…way disastrous…good grief ๐Ÿ™‚

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  8. I’ve just realized with a strange mix of pride and utter shock that I now need both hands to count the number of “pleeeease kill me NOW” hangovers I’ve had, the most recent being in February of this year. I apparently cannot learn.

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