Promptapalooza

No, PROMPTS. ๐Ÿ™„

Gawd.

Questions from Melanie/Sparks:

1) Do You Have Any Guilty Pleasures?

So many! My first one today is boldly copypasting this post in its entirety from Kristian so I could also knock out a pile of prompts at once. I’m sure there will be more. It’s still early.

2) What Is The Worst Pick Up Line You Ever Heard?  

“Hey.”

3) What Slang Or Trend Makes You Feel Old?

When Ariana said dipped ~ I had to look that up. Also dropped, as in an artist dropping a song, which means putting out a song. But dropped still means what it used to mean too ~ dumped, fired, etc. So, I always do a double take when I see drop.

4) What Do You Consider The Most Over-rated Song?

I don’t listen to much current music, so my pick is something like “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. ๐Ÿคฎ

5) You Find A Book And Begin To Read Only To Discover That It Is Your Life. You Get To The Point That You Are At Now, Do You Turn The Page Knowing That You Will Not Be Able To Change The Events To Come?

Is It Going To Be Written In All Initial Caps Like This? Cuz then I hope my death comes swiftly. Hehe.

Questions from Rory

7 and Three Quarters Nutty Questions

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?

Either the horse was named Friday, or the days are lot longer there.

A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?

Roosters don’t lay eggs, silly!

A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?

Because he’s walking. And he has bagels to share. Cops love bagels ~ just ask Stan!

A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?

It was a shot of whiskey and it put him right to sleep ๐Ÿ’ค … no more sheep to count.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly. Also wrong is wrong.

What starts with โ€œeโ€ and ends with โ€œeโ€ but only has one letter in it?

Eve, eye, ere, eke, ewe.

What two keys canโ€™t open any door?

Key Largo and Key West.

A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?

He was bald.

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week-old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?

Socks. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?

It would be neat to be an octopus. I highly recommend The Soul of an Octopus. Excellent book! ๐Ÿ™

If you had the worldโ€™s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

Buy my books!

Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?

Undo. Or even better “restore to original settings.”

Hope someone got a laugh out of this. ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

22 responses to “Promptapalooza

  1. I did. Lol! Thanks for the smiles. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. Yes indeedy very much so, very nicely done and answered ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
    Paula wants to be an octopus – so how many tickles will it take to make her laugh?

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  4. Donuts! Bagels may look like โ€˜em, but they ainโ€™t them.

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  5. Believe it or not I like Dolly Parton’s version of “I Will Always Love You” better than Whitney’s. It’s calming.

    Dipped?

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  6. Plenty of laughs, Paula! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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  7. Those were good ones! I’ve heard that rooster joke a lot of times, but still got it wrong…again! haha ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  8. Thanks Paula for Sharing Your World. Heh heh..indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‰ That Question Came Pre-Formatted, Which Is Why It Was Written In All Caps That Way. Like you, that sorta bugs me. But I wanted to make sure SYW was on time this week, and I just hurried instead of editing like I usually do!!

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