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Oh No Way, Oh So Way โ My Way![6]
I have eaten snails
Oh So Way. Unfortunately, my parents along with a waiter coerced/forced me to try a disgusting horrible slimy snail when I was 11 in the spirit of being adventurous. It was super traumatic (for the poor snail too I imagine), and I’ve never had another. I also took the lesson and never forced my kids to eat anything they didn’t want.
Received a speeding ticket
Oh No Way. Never have in almost 42 years of driving. I’ve received two other tickets and worked them off in traffic school. One was deserved and one was not, but I don’t argue with cops.
Fallen asleep during an important meeting
Oh No Way. Not during work, never. Though I regularly dozed off during an 8am European history class at the University of Illinois and messed up my quizzes. I ended up with a B even so because I always do great on multiple choice exams, and for the essay portion of the final I simply lucked out. I had memorized the 8 points of fascism right before the test and that’s what he asked us to write about. Don’t ask me what they are now cuz I don’t remember.
Sunbathed nude
Oh No Way.
Taken part in a talent show
Oh So Way. Yeah, I’ve read some poetry at gatherings and such. Done open-mic stand-up comedy a couple times. And waaay back when in 8th grade the girls had to model the crap we made in sewing class.
Worn Crocs
Oh No Way. Yucky.
Screamed at a scary scene in a movie showhouse
Oh No Way. I try to avoid scary movies altogether, but even so I would gasp not scream. I did scream at a haunted house thing where I had to put my hand into a dying man’s guts to pull out a clue so we could leave the room. I actually couldn’t do it and my doctor friend had to. ๐ฑ๐
Been involved in a hit and run
Oh So Way. Twice. The first time was on the Pacific Coast Highway in Newport Beach on my way to work. A woman in a red VW bumped me and acted like she’d pull over but then took off. The second time some total ahole hit me around midnight on the 55 in Tustin, and I chased him for a while but lost him. ๐ก๐ก๐ก
Been locked outside when naked
Oh No Way. What? Lol
Been approached by a hooker
Oh No Way. Not unless you count the con men on dating sites.
Re โ gifted a gift to someone else that l was gifted
Oh So Way. I’m sure I must have done this.
Fallen over something in the street whilst texting
Oh So Way. Not while texting, but just while being a general dorkasaurus.
Fallen asleep on the toilet
Oh No Way.
Had sex in a tent
Oh No Way. I don’t think I’ve ever even been in a tent!
Properly kissed someone of the same sex
Oh No Way. Nor improperly.
Surfed
Oh No Way. Athletic endeavors and I are not a good match, especially if they involve balancing.
Had sex on the first date
Oh So Way. I don’t recommend this. I understand that some people end up in LTRs after beginning with casual type events, but in my experience I have not found it possible to turn something shallow and superficial into something serious and meaningful. Of course, if all you want is the casual thing, then go for it.
Holidayed in a nudist camp
Oh No Way. Nothing against them if that’s your thing, but I’m already freezing to death 24/7.
I enjoyed your answers, i would have answered in almost the same way.
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Loved reading your answers. ๐๐
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Welcome!
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Dorkasaurus – marvelous answers!
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Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
Paula the dorkasaurus tells us about her adventures in oh so!
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You’ve never slept in a tent? Well, huh. BTW, it’s overrated. I hate it. Well, actually, I just hate tents. The world’s original Rubik’s cube, and you have figure it out or you can’t sleep so the whole thing is basically torture. My grandparents had a pop-tent. Damned ingenious and ruined all other tents for me. I’m not sorry. I like creature comforts, anyway.
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Same!
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