Hand Over Mouth [SOCS]

Yawning is contagious, or so I’ve heard. If you yawn, I yawn, and then πŸ’€ off we go to the sweet land of nod? But what if you’re fake-yawning to catch me off-guard, so I begin to doze and you can steal my candy? Snakes “yawn” when a mouse is around, so they can biggify their face to gobble him up. That’s pretty unhinged. I don’t think we catch yawns across species, do we? I’ll have to pay more attention to see if my cat and I synchronize our yawns. Some people yawn noisily ~ why is that? Mostly I think I don’t. It’s easy enough to silence a yawn. Not that we should feel ashamed of being tired. Well, except in limited circumstances, like maybe during sex. I suppose that would be uncool. I can’t remember yawning during sex. Or sex. Oops, getting off-topic! Pardon me. Is that the time? Off to schedule other posts. Busy busy! πŸ˜€

19 responses to “Hand Over Mouth [SOCS]

  1. Same here. Anybody yawning can set me off.

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  2. I yawned reading this and that has nothing to do with your writing! πŸ˜€

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  3. I yawn for no reason. Does that make sense?

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  4. I heard somewhere that sociopaths don’t “catch” yawns, which kind of
    makes sense.
    I knew a Doberman dog that would yawn during confrontations with other dogs, thus catching them off guard, and then bite their noses. This was one devious damn dog. I have stories.

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  5. The land of nod is where Cain went after he killed Able.

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  6. He was killed by his great, great, great, great, great grandson tublacain.

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  8. Ha ha – l began yawning just with the reading of the post, and even njow the mere thought of yawning and lma yawning. The effect of yawning is awesome, l can ever make Scrappy yawn on occasion πŸ™‚

    I have yawned during sex – it happens πŸ™‚

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  9. I yawned repeatedly while reading this post—and it had nothing to do with being tired or bored. Oh, the power of suggestion! Your ending made me laugh out loud. That’s what got the like. πŸ˜‰

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