A word with the chef, if you please…

I would like to order off the menu some reasonable seasonal weather.

A lovely green spring for starters, with bunnies and chickies, some daisies and daffies, but no pollen, no sneezies, no itchies, no rashes. 🌷

Followed by summer: sunbright and surging, full of fun things, but hold the mad fling, I’ve grown quite allergic. β˜€οΈ

I’ll take a spiced fall, with just a dollop of crazy, no exes at all, and please throw in a Valium, you’ve met my friends, okay, make it ten.🐿

Just put winter in a box, completely to go; don’t bring that shit here cuz it’s too stressful and cold… no, not even with brandy, your best in the house, get away from me now, did you hear me ~ GET OUT!!! πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά


Prompt provided by Patricia

17 responses to “A word with the chef, if you please…

  1. No love for the cold weather!

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  2. Do soul mates count as exes?

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  3. I loved winter in California. I got to wear sweaters! And boots! Where I live now, I love summer because it’s a relief not to wear an extra 10 pounds of clothing. πŸ˜€

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  4. Not gonna happen I fear πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‹πŸ

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  6. Lovely humour and a a great point Paula, such a great read.

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  7. If you get spring without allergy, please send me some. Having so much trouble. Nice post.

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