I would like to order off the menu some reasonable seasonal weather.
A lovely green spring for starters, with bunnies and chickies, some daisies and daffies, but no pollen, no sneezies, no itchies, no rashes. π·
Followed by summer: sunbright and surging, full of fun things, but hold the mad fling, I’ve grown quite allergic. βοΈ
I’ll take a spiced fall, with just a dollop of crazy, no exes at all, and please throw in a Valium, you’ve met my friends, okay, make it ten.πΏ
Just put winter in a box, completely to go; don’t bring that shit here cuz it’s too stressful and cold… no, not even with brandy, your best in the house, get away from me now, did you hear me ~ GET OUT!!! π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
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Prompt provided by Patricia
No love for the cold weather!
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Brrrr! No. π₯
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Do soul mates count as exes?
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No, Gatsby is still here π±
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I miss Gatsby. The little rascal took my blood.
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I’m still kinda amazed that I didn’t sneeze once. There goes the deal-breaker theory.
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I loved winter in California. I got to wear sweaters! And boots! Where I live now, I love summer because it’s a relief not to wear an extra 10 pounds of clothing. π
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Iβve turned into a total wimp since leaving Chicago ~ I canβt bear any temp under 60! βοΈβοΈβοΈ
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The joys of acclimation π
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Not gonna happen I fear πππ
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Lovely humour and a a great point Paula, such a great read.
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Thank you π
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If you get spring without allergy, please send me some. Having so much trouble. Nice post.
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Thank you π
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