Name three things – via the Blokey Guy:
You can dunk in tea or coffee?
– Chocolate chip cookies, sugar cookies, PB cookies. Tea only though – who dunks things in coffee? Psychos!
You can enjoy at a carnival?
– Sense of superiority, rolling my eyes, finally finding my car.
You can’t enjoy when it’s windy?
– Talking, walking, driving.
Your body can’t do?
– Run much, push-ups, pull-ups.
You don’t learn at school?
– Hot-wiring, lock-picking, safecracking.
You can put onto a pizza?
– Coconut, M&Ms, caramel.
You can eat with?
– Phone, laptop, TV.
You don’t suggest you do at home blindfolded?
– Text an ex, stand naked at the window, sharpen my knives. Especially not all three at once!
That are important to you?
– Sumatriptan, Topamax, Advil.
That you love to do at the beach?
– Leave, depart, skedaddle.
That you do in the morning?
– Grab phone, look at news, go omg what a lying shithead!
That you every time you log in to your blog?
– I use the app, so I’m never logged out, lol, but generally I check notifications first, then mosey through the reader for a bit, and lastly drag an idea out of my brainpan for a poast. 😜