A Guy Called Bloke nominated me for another Sunshine Award! I can only assume that I’m getting all these awards lately because I’m just so gosh-darned cheerful and upbeat all the fricken time. The hills are alive with the sound of meeezick! 🎶
Okay, so here’s the dealio. I’m busy. I work all day and then have a part-time gig and also NaNo. I don’t wanna schlep around tagging peeps, copying links, poasting rules, and coming up with new questions. If you wanna play, just have at it. But if the blog police come around, we don’t know each otter, capice? 😂
That said, I like Rory’s weirdass questions, so I’m gonna answer them.
1. What’s the most fun you have ever had without being under the influence of something or someone?
– Probably when my daughter and I took a quick trip to Seattle and serendipitously found a Chihouly glass garden near the Space Needle and also had incredible sushi (back when I was still eating it).
2. What’s the most fun you have ever had without the obvious, naked?
– Professional massage (almost naked). Love love love them.
3. What’s the most fun you have ever had whilst under the influence of something or someone?
– That one time when a lying liar apologized for being a narcissistic asshole and I got confused or took too many meds or something, so everything was sublime for a very short time, until I had to face reality once again. The end.
4. What’s the stupidist question l have ever asked of you?
– You packed the parachutes, right?
5. What’s the question you want to answer but no one yet, even me has not yet asked you?
– Will you please take this cursed $100M fortune off my hands?! 💰
6. What’s your suggestion for the Christmas Challenge?
– Everyone send gifts to me. I will choose my favorite and write a poem about it.
7. What is the craziest blog you have ever read, and l don’t mean mine?
– That mime guy’s. Couldn’t understand a word he was saying.
8. What is the theory of what is?
– Que sera sera.
9. What is the colour red when mixed with Tripping the Light Fantastic?
– Pistols at dawn.
10. What is the answer to the Dodo, like seriously why?
– Mimi tutu.
11. And finally, what is the answer to this riddle?
– Base two.