“Bwahahaha!” His shoulders shook with mirth. How he loved playing these gory games on unsuspecting victims who fell for it every time. They were always so trusting!
He knew he was supposed to help these poor people, not consider them his opponents, but he was weak, and that wasn’t his fault. He blamed his father, who had hardly paid any attention to him and let him play video games all day and night. Now, each new call for assistance was a chance to slay another dragon in disguise!
There came a knock, and another mischief-maker stood in the doorway with an identical shine in her eyes.
“Hey, friend, ready for lunch?”
The two naughty cohorts sauntered off, chattering and giggling about their morning’s work, as they passed by their departmental sign: