Not So Purrfect

OK, so in my continuing mission to read various sub-genres of romance novels, and blab about them to y’all, I recently finished an adult shape-shifter story. If you recall (and why wouldn’t you?), I previously reviewed a young adult dragon shifter story and to my surprise enjoyed it quite a bit.

Not so the case with Her Purrfect Match by Milly Taiden. Gawd, what a pile of dreckage. Where to begin?

1. Loads of errors. I realize that we can’t all afford an editing service, but geez it’s awfully distracting to have screw-ups throughout. (Plus Taiden is a very popular Amazon author, with 363 reviews on HPM alone, so you would think… )

2. No attempt at explaining how the tiger-peeps came to exist or how they shape-shift, what it feels like to the shifter, how an observer experiences it, etc. In the dragon story, I felt the wings stretching under the skin and the emotional conflict associated with shifting. Here? Nothing. Just bam, he’s a tiger now.

3. There was nothing “tigery” or even weird about the guy when human. He was simply an Alpha male who liked a lot of hot sex in the usual ways. So, why bother with tigerness at all?

4. Author uses tigerness as a lame excuse for the usual noncommittal sex men like to engage in, with the only twist that Tigerman needs to reproduce because enemies, or whatever thing. Again, there is no reason for him to be part tiger. He is just an ordinary jerk, until of course he is REFORMED BY LURVE.

5. The heroine is annoyingly insecure about her “curves” and also super-dumb in much of the book. Forex, she doesn’t catch on that she actually stumbled onto the man she’d been shifter-matched up with even after he keeps giving tiger cues. I wanted to smack her. Duh! It’s him! The guy! TIGER DUDE.Ugh.

So, while I am a tiny bit curious about the heroine’s friend who gets matched with two wolf-shifters, I think I’ll pass.

(TWO WOLVES! Polywolfism. Is that a thing?)

Tiger snadwich

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9 responses to “Not So Purrfect

  1. This sounds so much like the ridiculous crap I edit…except, alas, I didn’t.

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  2. “(TWO WOLVES! Polywolfism. Is that a thing?)”

    Maybe polylycanthropy? (a word with lots of “y”s in it!)

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  3. Writing a bad review about a book involving cats invites many puns.

    It was categorically bad.

    It was a catastrophe.

    No purr-son should be made to read this novel. Unless it is for pun-ishment.

    This book, at best, was a copy-cat novel.

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  4. FFS. If you’re going to fancy yourself a writer, people, learn the language. And get a proofreader. DRIVES ME NUTS.

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  5. Who is FFS? Been trying to figure who this is mystery person. Is he like Captain Tuttle, a character on M*A*SH*? Who actually played himself in an episode? 😉

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