I’ve received this message in my spam folder a couple times now:
Hrm, Not the best post unfortunately. Sorry to be so blunt! You should try some Norwegian carrot cake (gulrotkake ) to cheer you up instead.
Being cake-curious, I Googled up gulrotkake, but all the text was in some kind of foreign language. Huh. Why can’t people speak English? Well, anyway…
I went to images … oh wow! Look at these cake porn pics!! Om nom nom!!!