1. He attacks my bras.
2. He scoops his kitteh chow out of bowl and scatters it across floor.
3. He pulled over a plant, spilling the dirt.
4. He dug the fake moss out of my fake tree.
5. He swats phones off the table.
6. He knocked a lamp over onto my bed… while I was in it.
7. He batted cookies off a plate onto the floor.
8. He claws at people’s long hair when they cuddle him.
9. He thinks coasters and remotes are cat toys.
10. He scratches the sofa.
11. He walks on my head.
12. He messes up the potpourri.
13. He tries to climb in the toilet when someone’s sitting on it.